REVIEW: TACKLE

TACKLE, Jet Set Mens football fuckfest - surprised it wasn't called Football Player Gangbang. Guess they won't all be piling onto the new guy. But the movie still has promise, it stars Benjamin Bradley, another favorite of mine, and guys in football gear! Hot! The website tells us - When three hot quarterbacks vie for one position in Chris Steele’s latest fuckfest, deceit and double-crossing lead to guys throwing their full bodies into the game, trading sexual favors just to get ahead and just to get head. Bodies crash and get tangled together both on and off the field, but in the end, no one’s left on the sidelines. TACKLE stars Benjamin Bradley with Jet Set Exclusives Marcus Steele, David Dakota and Adam Campbell. Also starring Josh Griffin, Blu Kennedy, Connor O'Riley, Luke Cassidy and the return of Jesse Santana! PLUS! Adam Campbell gives up his straight ass in the final scene! Directed by Chris Steele. **Also Available on Blu-Ray Disc! 

As we start out, the boys are on the field, showing us their stuff, and I guess practicing some football things.  They even help each other stretch, but I'm sure some of these power bottoms don't need help with that. They head to the locker room, where Coach Marcus Steele gives them a pep talk and calls them out individually. He then names Jesse Santana the QB - which I think stands for Queer Boy with the way he gives up his ass later. Coach sends the rest of the team to go run around in their tight uniforms and work up a sweat so they can lick it off each other later - pure speculation on my part.

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On the way out, Ben and Dude talk about their evil plan. Bradley and Adam Campbell have plan to take out Santana, but Bradley gets Campbell's ass after. Ben goes back and to hassle Santana. Santana is sorry, but Bradley tells him fuck you! No, seriously. Fuck you! With an added chest bump for good measure. Santana is up for it if that'll make Ben feel better - which is totally normal when you beat someone at something, you give them your ass, or is that just me? Ben gets Jesse down on his knees to suck some cock, and promises to give it to him in both ends. Ben isn't wearing a jockstrap, which I find weird, I guess your nuts are safe during practice sessions and locker room fucking. But Benny's got such a nice ass for one. Must've been a budgetary problem.

They swap positions, then Ben delicately rims Jesse's ass. He's all light and savory with it like they're going to make gentle love, and he's not going to pound the shit out of him for becoming the team leader. Speaking of pounding, that comes soon enough, and thankfully, they leave the uniforms ON! Love it when they do that, keeps me in the football player fantasy.

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!

Jesse must not being wearing a jock either because it's not framing his ass as Ben's dick rocks in and out of his hole. So instead Ben just grabs the back of Jesse's jersey. The hot uniform sex wraps up and we cut to them naked and having switched roles. Apparently Ben was so upset about it all that he needs the anger fucked out as well. I'm lost and upset without the uniforms. Maybe if they fuck me I'll feel better. They flip once again. They must be exhausted!  And ready to cum, because they don't do it for too long before Ben pulls out and leaves his anger all over Jesse's back. He leaves his on the bench. Ben kisses Jesse, then shoves him to the ground.  Oopsie, Jesse just sprained his ankle. Which means he's out and Ben is in. Dun dun duuuuuun. It's like a soap opera! And I love me some One Life to Live!

Later, the other guys have gathered for a kegger...in the locker room...half naked - in towels, shirtless, or skivvies...in what world and can I live there? Anyway, we all know what happens when jocks drink. They hit on each other and engage in sexual ass-capades. Josh Griffin tells Blu Kennedy he's hot and they got at it...funny, that doesn't work when I say it. Blu is in his tighty whities and Josh has his football pants on while Blu has lunch at Cock Castle. 

Luke Cassidy is in the mood for a little Ginger-ale so he get it straight from Blu's tap. David Dakota doesn't want to be left out and wants a little bit of the Ginger cookie for himself and they start kissing. Josh looks all sad an left out, so David gives him a kiss and lets him suck on his cock for the sake of the team I guess. There's no "I" in team...or in orgy, just a shitload of cocks flying about. It's a big naked suckfest for these football players - WHO AREN'T WEARING THEIR UNIFORMS! TSK TSK! Adam Campbell, who must've been jerking off to the side, eventually joins in. He's wearing the black shit under his eyes, which is hot and football player-y. These hotties suck, suck, hike.  Then they tackle Adam and take turns eating at his buffet, while two guys spread his legs like a wishbone.

They each take a partner and docey-doe their asses. Two of them have to share - that's teamwork! Eventually, Campbell fucks the load right out of Dakota and the rest of the teammates shower him bukkake style, mmm hot!  Cassidy sprays his load with his super soaker and Blu Kennedy oozes out a meager one.

Coach Marcus is on the phone having an argument with the president of the university and watches Connor clean up through his office window. Connor starts flashing his ass and Marcus quickly gets off the phone to whip the boy into shape and calls him into the office. He decides to spank him for fucking with him while he was on the phone with the president.  Then to teach him never to do this again he feeds him his dick. Because I never repeat the behavior that got me what I wanted and neither will he.

It's a very hot scene tho, Marcus gets very verbal and dominant, which I love. He jabs his dick into guys mouth and pushes his head down on it. He keeps repeating that boy will never do that again. No, not at all. He doesn't want to choke on your dick or chow down on your ass ever again! It's so horrendous for him! Marcus then attempts to "suck" Connor's cock. Marcus really needs to throw himself into his work and his mouth down that shaft! He's a very good dominant top, and pounds the kid on the desk. Then in an impressive show of strength, he lifts Connor up and pounds his tight hole standing up in the middle of the room with no support! I guess it's not THAT impressive - Connor is a bit of a little twink. I could probably do that too! Okay, maybe not. But he's more than welcome to do that with me too - Marcus not Connor.

Benny Boy goes to see his friend Adam, who talks about Jesse but Ben is there to collect Adam's ass like they agreed. Ben climbs on top of him and starts to have his way. He admits that he's wanted Adam since their first practice, which is his way of saying, "I love you! Let's get married and have babies!" Either that or he meant "I wanna fuck your ass and cum all over your chest!" (Which he does later.) But you know, whatever, it's all subjective. Read into it what you want.

Anyway, then...then...damn, it kills me to say this. I love the guys, they are hot, and I'm a fan of the director and the studio, but I have an obligation to be objective and let you know what's up. After that the scene kinda goes down hill. These two have some boring-ass sex! They didn't even phone in their performance, they e-mailed it. Adam is on that tiny bed on all fours getting fucked and he looks like he's about to yawn. Ben seems so bored that I get the feeling he would look down at his watch if he was wearing one, and he keeps looking off in the distance like he's expecting the sex fairy to show up and magically make things better. No such luck. I get the feeling that the whole crew was standing around just as bored. Like everyone had partied so hard the night before that they just wanted this all to be over as quickly and painlessly as possible. They get quickly, at least. This was one of the shortest sex scenes and for that we can be grateful. Ben tries to throw in some dirty about how he took care of Jesse's ass and now he's taking care of Adam's, ba-dum-chi! Then he just randomly calls out TOUCHDOWN! And I just about pissed my pants... except I wasn't wearing any, so I would've just pissed the floor. I'm pretty sure it wasn't supposed to be funny, but I'm also pretty sure this was supposed to be a good sex scene. It's finally over and it ends the way they all do. They kiss after and talk about Jesse again and football, blah blah, if you care you'll watch. Ben wants to worry about Jesse later, and bring us his last, great pun for the film about how he and Adam are going into overtime and will have more mind-numbingly boring sex that we, fortunately, don't have to watch.

Adam is reading a book off to the side. The latest in the Twilight series.

His ass is getting pounded and he couldn't care less.

Ben wishes he wore a watch.

I think Adam actually feel asleep at this point.

Though the film is full of some of the hottest guys in the biz and the first three sex scenes are on par with what good porn should be, that last scene brings down the curve and so does the lack of football uniforms after the first scene. Overall I'd give this porno 3-1/4 LOADS. It would've been higher if not for that last scene. I just know they all could've done better. I saw it earlier! Unless those two just didn't want to work together for some catty reason. Anyway, it gets tackled at the one-yard line. They fumbled. You can watch each scene separately online at JetSetMen.com and just skip that last one, unless you want a good laugh, and it was still a better option than the Super Bowl.