Porn Star's Tweet The Darndest Things
Sometimes they are clever, sometimes they are funny, and sometimes they are just down right dirty! They are the most random tweets by some of your favorite porn stars, randomly collected here and will randomly be updated as new and outrageous things are tweeted. If there's any you feel I've missed or a porn star you think I should follow then email or leave a comment.
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT...
My penis just saved my phone. It bungee jumped off the counter, but fortunately the earphone chord was wrapped around my dick and stopped it
I guess every part of Superman's body is required to save something.
And child molesters everywhere shed a tear at the thought of not having been around.
@SC13NTISTXXX woof... Everyone is callin me a pup guess I've grown outta my otter stage! :). Muah
It's better so you can bark at people now. What kind of noise does an otter even make?
The fact that I have to hold my penis, when sitting on the toilet,just so it doesn't hit the toilet water kind of sucks
OMG! How do you survive? That's why I keep mine small.
“@Drewnla: @CavinKnightXXX you didnt use your ass on the cruise...” Of course I did, that's why I didn't workout while there. ;-)
Something tells me he doesn't workout his ass a lot!
Follow the smell of lube and shame. You'll find it. RT @SETH_ROBERTS I'm lost trying to find Santa Monica Blvd!
Someone's all too familiar with that scent.
There is enough nose hair coming out of this guys nose to build a birds nest. I'm scared.
He must've had a traumatic encounter with a bird as a small child.
@prestonsteelxxx lol u were so much fun my nipples are still tingley
And our dicks are hard imagining what got them that way.
@DieselWashXXX i never get to cuddle! normally just fuck! i cuddle with myself.... i like you more for not power fucking me mr!
I'd cuddle the fuck out of him! Not meant to be funny. I just really want to!
Been doing laundry all morning. I finally have clean underwear so no more free ballin!!! :)
This tweet had half of his followers in tears and the other half angry he didn't supply pix of his undies.
Had an erection the whole 2 hour flight to phoenix. My dick is plump and throbbing thanks again @BoiJoy hip hip hurray for hard cocks
And this is a good thing?? Whether your fucking or just sitting there, who would want it for 2 hours?!
@GioCaruso I fisted a guy once and broke his lol not sure if he got a blow up butt seat needless to say he still tries to hook up lol
Don't even wanna know what he broke. Pray it was a lamp.
I ended up topping today on set. Don't even ask me to bottom anymore. I'm gay porns new power top. ;) jk
Power bottom ;) Must've been a horrific and traumatizing experience!
Word things? Those pesky word things always tripping people up. Two more - English, Lesson.
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