Monday, January 17, 2011

REVIEW: POLICE ACADEMY GANGBANG


In JetSets POLICE ACADEMY GANGBANG, 6 hot, young cadets are weeks away from graduating, however, there's a mystery to be solved, Scooby! They are informed that someone has stolen all of the jockstraps in Whoville (someone's got a fetiiiiiiiish!) and there will be no Christmas. And since none of them will admit to doing the deed then all of their lockers must be searched!

They take the first cadet, Landon Mycles, back to his locker and make him open it. Low and behold, all of the jockstraps fall on top of them. He's been framed, he insists. And the plot thickens! The officer wonders what he should do, and the cadet does what I always do when a dumb cop is hassling me about speeding - he gets down on his knees and starts rubbing Officer Topher DiMaggio's crotch. The great art of distraction. Like waving a shiny object in front of a moron. Maybe I'm wrong and that's just what the learned on day one in How To Apprehend A Criminal class - fellate them into submission. Well it's working, because before you can say FREEZE, Topher's pants are at his ankles and he's balls deep in Landon's hot mouth. These two are both hotties! Landon performs an expert blow job with commands from his superior, who isn't afraid to shove it down his throat. Props to them for keeping the uniforms on for most of the blow job, keeping me in the moment and believing these are cops and cadets not just two random, naked guys. Eventually, they do come off and Sgt. Topher thinks it's time he returns the favor and shows how he passed all of his classes and made sergeant so young.




BRUTAL TRAILER

Here's a trailer for an upcoming video review just to whet your appetites, and maybe pre-cum in your pants.

REVIEW: HAZE HIM

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

REVIEW: DIAMOND AUTO (UPDATED W/ MORE PIX)

For my first review I decided to watch DIAMOND AUTO. Not a brand new release, but this blog isn't here to promote just the newest and the hottest. It's a tribute to ALL gay porn. You may have missed this movie and need to know if it's worth picking up. I would say it's worth if just for Derrek Diamond alone! Yes, I'm kind of biased. This adorable stud was first introduced to me when one of the other sites declared it Derrek's Ass Appreciation Day, and from then on I was hooked.

All photos by Kent Taylor

I saved those pictures of his ass and then followed him on twitter. To my surprise he followed me back and we tweeted a couple times. He is not only hot and sexy, but kind and sweet.  He has the kind of face that makes you just want to kiss and hold him, the kind of ass that makes you want to bend him over and fuck him, and the kind of cock you would spend all day slobbering over. So to say I'm a fan is an understatement. Whatever happened to him? He has disappeared from twitter and facebook. Oh well, on to the review, but first, some pics! (UPDATE: He fell in love and got married, so he left porn. Damn, so romantic, why couldn't it have been with me! :`( )