Sunday, March 6, 2011

REVIEW: SUITE 703 - I'M A MARRIED MAN - SHANE & TREVOR

Suite703 calls itself the "ultimate gay fantasy site". They have broken down their site into four different sections or fantasies I guess. They have Hot Jocks, Nice Cocks - for sporty, athletic studs (which is better than the original title "Mediocre Jocks, So-so Cocks"), Men Hard At Work - for office and work place sex that you could never really partake in without an eventual lawsuit, My Brother's Hot Friend - because older, straight brothers always have hot friends (I never had a brother, but I had older cousins and they did indeed have some cute friends whose cocks I might have sucked if I could), and finally we have I'm A Married Man - where, in case you couldn't guess, married men cheat on their wives and have slutty gay sex! And that's where today's video review comes from.

Sexy Trevor Knight, who bares a very scary resemblance to a guy I was in love with, but is better looking, gets a flower delivery from my hometown boy Shane Frost. There's a problem and Trevor invites him to explain the situation. One set of flowers - the puny set - are for his wife, and the big vase is for his boyfriend. That two-timing, no good... Anyway it all needs to be fixed because they wife can't find out. Dirty little Shane thinks he knows how they can correct the situation, he just has to get Trevor naked to do so.





Trevor's wholesome and moralistic self says no at first, but Shane is a cock hungry, home-wrecker and gets his way. They start kissing and Trevor keeps saying fuck, like we're supposed to believe that he feels really bad about doing this; poor guy, he doesn't want to cheat, but he has to. He doesn't seem to feel too bad when Shane starts slurping and spitting all over his donkey dick - all thoughts of his wife and boyfriend then go out the window. No good, cheating bastard! Shane continues to lick it, like a lollipop should be licked.
 


Shane announces that it's his turn, and without losing a beat, Trevor devours Shane's nice cock...hey wait a minute! Nice cock? Are we sure this video is in the right category? Flower delivering must be lucrative business, because Mr. Frost is wearing some Diesel undies. Adultering Trevor basically uses the straight boy method of cock sucking. I don't know why, he's gay and has a boyfriend (in real and reel life) - no hands, bitch! This isn't kindergarten. Regardless, Shane really enjoys it with all his moaning and groaning like it's the best hand job he's ever gotten.


Then there's something else Shane wants. He bends over the couch so Trevor can eat at the Butt Buffet. Trevor seems to like this better and dives tongue first into the hole and flicks his tongue in and out like a dog lapping up water from a bowl.  Then Shane wants something else. Man, he's a pushy little bottom, isn't he? He desires donkey dick deep in his dung hole. (That's called alliteration, my friends.) Trevor is not one to deny him.




Trevor humps and pumps and thrusts and plows Shane in a bunch of different positions. Shane moans and groans and rides and loves it all. Shane has a ton of tattoos, one set being a bunch of big Chinese symbols down the spine of his back. I'm going to guess that they say something like peace, serenity, loyalty, and slut. Before he's sent home Trevor paints another one on his stomach with a load of hot jizz. This one says "I fucked Trevor Knight."







Trevor kisses his new boyfriend and makes sure he's going to fix the flower conundrum for him, which he will. I know you were all dying to find that out. I had to leave that little cliffhanger until the end. Then we end the scene with a shot of the flowers. I was kind of hoping the wife walked in, dropped a bag of groceries, and then they zoomed in on her looking all shocked; then Trevor jumping up yelling "oh, shit!", zoom in on him looking shocked, and then an announcer going "Stay tuned for scenes from the next GAYS OF OUR LIVES!" I'll give this scenes 4 HOT LOADS for sexy guys and their sexy, cheating sex and for the Knight's sword. Points may have been shaved off because I'm opposed to Trevor cheating on his boyfriend. I don't care if he cheats on his wife, though. Go here for some vid clips.

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