REVIEW: POLICE ACADEMY GANGBANG

In JetSets POLICE ACADEMY GANGBANG, 6 hot, young cadets are weeks away from graduating, however, there's a mystery to be solved, Scooby! They are informed that someone has stolen all of the jockstraps in Whoville (someone's got a fetiiiiiiiish!) and there will be no Christmas. And since none of them will admit to doing the deed then all of their lockers must be searched!

They take the first cadet, Landon Mycles, back to his locker and make him open it. Low and behold, all of the jockstraps fall on top of them. He's been framed, he insists. And the plot thickens! The officer wonders what he should do, and the cadet does what I always do when a dumb cop is hassling me about speeding - he gets down on his knees and starts rubbing Officer Topher DiMaggio's crotch. The great art of distraction. Like waving a shiny object in front of a moron. Maybe I'm wrong and that's just what the learned on day one in How To Apprehend A Criminal class - fellate them into submission. Well it's working, because before you can say FREEZE, Topher's pants are at his ankles and he's balls deep in Landon's hot mouth. These two are both hotties! Landon performs an expert blow job with commands from his superior, who isn't afraid to shove it down his throat. Props to them for keeping the uniforms on for most of the blow job, keeping me in the moment and believing these are cops and cadets not just two random, naked guys. Eventually, they do come off and Sgt. Topher thinks it's time he returns the favor and shows how he passed all of his classes and made sergeant so young.

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Sgt. Cocksuck is done with his oral assault and comes up with a great idea - Landon must put on one of the stolen jockstraps. I couldn't agree with him more. Perhaps he did graduate because of his smarts and not just because he can service and protect with his guns and night stick. Oh, I finally worked those in. Speaking of guns, Landon is packing some oozies himself. Get tickets to the show! After a little playing and teasing, Sarge has him go up against the wall (or lockers) and spread 'em! That term comes in very handy with felons and fucking alike. Little disappointing that the actors don't use any cop cliches during their fucking, like yeah, fuck me with your night stick, Sarge or you have the right to remain horny, anything you say will fucked out of you or it's locked, cocked, and loaded. Landon shoots his massive load all over the floor with Sgt Stud still inside of him, then jerks his cop cum all over Landon.

Later, Captain(?) Josh Logan is wasting valuable sex time, I mean actually giving this movie a plot telling them some instructor is going to come to teach them something that'll save their lives on the streets. They need more than just proper protection? Cadet Marcus Steele is a smart mouthed bitch, who gets in trouble because around here your mouth is only good for one thing! Sgt. Works-out-a-lot, AKA Jason Adonis, is told to show him what happens when cadets are disrespectful.

Jason plays good cop to Josh's bad cop and uses the gentle, nurturing approach to get Marcus in line. He gently and nurturingly coaxes Marcus to his knees telling him he needs to show respect and learn how to play the game. No, he's not talking about Monopoly, though it could be Ants In Your Pants considering how fast Marcus rips off Jason's. Marcus can barely get passed the head, so Sarge grabs the back of his head and trains him a bit. He must be from the Straightman Academy because he has to use his hand. If you're going to be gay-for-pay you better learn how to do the job. No one's dream job is to work at Starbucks, but they know how to make a mean cup of coffee.  Fill your mouth with that cock, bitch, and show your Sgt some god damn respect! Okay, well if your mouth isn't going to get the job done then your ass is going! That's what Jason decides. But you gotta lick it before you kick it, so Jason does just that. He's a gentle-giant, and makes certain that Marcus is okay and enjoying the new cavity check method, before using his interrogation skills on his cock.

There's some more playing with each other, kissing, chest punching, more dirty talk about showing respect and confirming that Marcus indeed wants his ass filled. Was there ever really a doubt? I'm not really sure his ass takes it any better than his mouth did, but kudos for being a champ and taking it like a man. Well, like any virgin bottom after some poking and prodding it loosens up. Jason, being the kind hearted nurturer starts out easy on Marcus before his balls and hips begin to slam against that ass. A mix of gentle kisses and ass smacking gets Marcus on his back for easier access. Marcus is told to earn his stripes, which is code for stop pushing my legs back and take this cock, bitch! Marcus does his best deep breathing techniques when Sgt Stud lets us know he's close. Marcus wants him to cum, mainly because his virgin ass is sore, and so do we, because if you've held off until now you're ready to blow too. Jason showers his sperm onto our cute cadet, almost hitting his face, and Marcus follows closely after oozing onto himself. He's now on the road to graduation. His mouth got him into trouble and his ass got him out.

Chief, apparently and not captain, gives more lecture to the class and tells them if the instructor shows up before he gets back they are to start and show the guy respect. And, of course, he does. In walks the sexy Dylan Roberts. They're in for a new form of training, and if you follow his instructions you'll be fine. This training is done with cocks out and a hard erection! Where do I sign up for this police academy?? Anyway, the guys who haven't gotten laid so far finally get to see some action. First they have to get hard and then jerk off the guy next to them. Instructor Roberts inspects their cocks, then orders Steven Daigle to get on his knees and suck Brandon Bangs's cock and has Davin James blow Andrew Blue. They eagerly oblige, as if that's not such an unusual request at this school.  Again, where do I sign up? Dylan continues to instruct and joins in on the fun. The hot studs continue their oral studies, and Dylan shows them why he's the expert, bouncing in between all four cocks. Something I've yet to have the pleasure of doing, but maybe soon. It's a hot feeding frenzy and Goldilocks can't decide whose porridge she wants to taste more. It's a hot oral orgy with a bukkake ending. The only load that doesn't make it on Dylan is mine.

Chief Josh finds Marcus lingering in the halls and brings him back into the classroom, shocked to find that the lesson plan has changed and the cadets are shocked that Dylan isn't the instructor! Ruh roh! He's in trouble now! Their going to teach him a lesson! One that involves him taking two more loads, plus his, and it's time for what the title promises. They line up and take turns on his ass.  Why does this guy get all the fun? It's my fantasy to have a line up of cops take turns on my behind.

They get enough of him, and it's time for others to be bottoms. The loads fly, but before this lesson is over Chief finally takes his piece of Dylan's ass. He shows Dylan the true meaning of the long, and thick, arm of the law. It's such a monster that the other guys have to hold his legs apart. He screams and moans like he's giving birth. My ass hurts just watching it.

Once the final loads are expunged from their records, one on Dylan's ass and his on himself, the guys are spent, I'm spent, and you're spent reading this. As for Dylan, well I'm sure he learned his lesson, just like positive reinforcement teaches any kid not to do something, and if not I'm sure they'll be happy to give him a refresher class tomorrow.

So another fine film from JetSet. I give this one 5 LOADS just for the gangbang and orgy scene themselves! Even though there are way more than that in this movie from all the hot guys. I think Dylan is my favorite though. I'll have to find his other films.